self-idolating scrimshaw
This is 100% accurate. Via –> @RussellWilkins
I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet.
- Niccolo Paganini
It is like living in a wilderness of mirrors. No fact goes unchallenged.
- Bruce Babbitt
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.
- Betty Friedan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
Defending all of the allegations.
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.
Amazing present from colleagues on my last day of work.
“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”
- Coco Chanel
Fuckin’ Chambray…